From the day he was borne, there was something special about Barney. He was abit accident-prone. When the doctor was just about to spank his bottom, he accidently slipped from the doctor’s grasp, bounced off the midwife, ricocheted out the door, crashed into the emergency alarm button, which turned on the sprinkler system and BZZZ short circuited the whole hospital. Some poor dude came out of surgery with a hand for a foot and a foot for a hand because his doctor had to operate in the dark. Spent his whole life shaking hands with his  shoe.

First thing Barney wore his first day on this earth was a band-aid. So they called him Barney ‘Bandages’. He seemed to be clumsier than most babies. Everything he grabbed onto would signal a domino effect in the house that would eventually end up with plates smashing and sparks SFIZZING out of some appliance. Everything in the house was either gaffa taped down or held together with rubber bands or had snapped and looked like it had an elbow. Mum’s Fine China didn’t look fine or even Chinese anymore. All her plates looked like Wang Dynasty jigsaw puzzles.

“My China, oh, my Fine China.” She would cry.

The cholcolate river is angry

Hanging with fellas from Best Of Malaysia Comedy: Harith Iskander, Douglas Lim, Jenhan Kuah and Ronny Chieng. Wok On!!!!